Okay, here’s a commercial concept for McDonald’s featuring Batman vs. the Riddler:
[SCENE START]
EXT. GOTHAM CITY ROOFTOP – NIGHT
Rain lashes down on a gothic skyscraper. BATMAN, silhouetted against the stormy sky, stands vigilant. Suddenly, a green question mark appears projected onto a nearby building.
RIDDLER (V.O.)
Riddle me this, Batman! What’s golden, delicious, and the only thing that can satisfy a super-crime fighter’s hunger?
Batman throws a Batarang at the projection, shattering it.
BATMAN
Riddler.
EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – CONTINUOUS
The Riddler, in his signature green suit and bowler hat, is driving a modified golf cart, plastered with question marks, through the streets of Gotham. He’s broadcasting a message through a loudspeaker.
RIDDLER
(Through loudspeaker)
Come one, come all, to the ultimate brain-teaser! Solve my riddles, and win a prize beyond your wildest dreams! Or…just head to McDonald’s for a Big Mac. Your choice, really.
Batman drops down in front of the golf cart, blocking its path.
BATMAN
Your riddles end here, Riddler.
RIDDLER
(Smiling slyly)
Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure, Batsy. I’ve hidden clues all over Gotham! The first one leads to the location of…well, let’s just say it’s something you wouldn’t want to miss. And the answer is…a sesame seed bun!
INT. MCDONALD’S – NIGHT
Inside a brightly lit McDonald’s, people are enjoying their meals. Batman bursts through the doors, cape billowing. He scans the room.
BATMAN
(Gravelly voice)
Where is it?
A young BOY, sitting at a table with his family, points to his Happy Meal.
BOY
Is it the toy? I got a Batman toy!
Batman approaches the table and picks up the Happy Meal box. He opens it and pulls out a small, folded piece of paper.
BATMAN
(Reading)
“What has an arch, golden and grand, and is known throughout the land?”
He looks up, his eyes widening.
BATMAN
The Golden Arches!
EXT. MCDONALD’S – CONTINUOUS
Batman races out of the McDonald’s and looks up at the iconic Golden Arches sign. The Riddler is standing on top of the sign, holding a lever.
RIDDLER
(Laughing)
Correct, Batman! But what does the lever do? Perhaps it releases a swarm of robotic question marks! Or maybe…it just activates the drive-thru speaker!
INT. BATMOBILE – CONTINUOUS
Batman jumps into the Batmobile and activates the Bat-computer.
BAT-COMPUTER
Analyzing Riddler’s riddle…Solution: The lever activates the drive-thru speaker.
EXT. MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU – CONTINUOUS
Batman pulls up to the drive-thru speaker. The Riddler’s voice crackles through the speaker.
RIDDLER (V.O.)
Welcome to McDonald’s, Batman! What can I get for you?
BATMAN
(Into speaker)
A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate shake. And your surrender.
RIDDLER (V.O.)
(Sighs)
Fine, fine. You win this round, Batman. But I’ll be back! And next time, the riddles will be even cheesier!
The Riddler jumps down from the sign and disappears into the night. Batman receives his McDonald’s order.
INT. BATMOBILE – MOMENTS LATER
Batman sits in the Batmobile, enjoying his Big Mac.
V.O. (MCDONALD’S)
McDonald’s. Even Gotham’s greatest detective needs a break.
EXT. MCDONALD’S – NIGHT
The McDonald’s logo is displayed prominently, with the Bat-Signal shining in the sky above it.
V.O. (MCDONALD’S)
I’m lovin’ it.